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THE MARKETPLACE

The auction, live.

Highest paid bid owns the spot, permanently.

WINNER
KEEPS IT

Swaddle

1 bid
Satvik

Current holder · $5 · 372 clicks

Front 1

1 bid

Front 2

available

Unclaimed

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$1starting bid

Front 3

available

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Top back

available

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Rim

available

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Back

available

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$1starting bid

Side 1

available

Unclaimed

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$1starting bid

Side 2

available

Unclaimed

Be the first brand on this spot

$1starting bid

Side 3

available

Unclaimed

Be the first brand on this spot

$1starting bid

QUESTIONS, PROBABLY

Frequently asked. Rarely answered.

Everything you need to know before putting your URL on a baby.

Is this baby real?+

No. It is a 3D model, which is much easier to auction and considerably less likely to demand a snack mid-bid.

Can I put my logo on the baby?+

Yes. Pick an available spot, place your bid, and prepare to explain this decision at your next marketing meeting.

What happens if someone outbids me?+

Your logo leaves the baby, but your bid stays in the public auction history. Bids are final and are not refunded.

How long does a winning placement last?+

Forever, or at least until we decide this baby needs a new business model.

Will this make my brand famous?+

Absolutely not guaranteed. But strangers will see your URL on a baby, so the bar is already on the floor.

Can I claim the swaddle?+

You can try. The swaddle is currently occupied by someone with deep pockets and questionable taste.